"Check out this Teamsters pen. It was made in China. I don't think there's no Local 120 in Tokyo." -- Rocky's geographically challenged co-worker.
"These taste different. Are they saltwater or freshwater?" -- Rocky's sister questioning the featured food at the Rocky Mountain Oyster Fry in Bismarck, ND.
Police Calls of the Week
TRIMONT, MINN.
Oct. 13: 1:03pm - A skunk had his head stuck in a mayonnaise jar in Trimont.
NORWAY/WIND LAKE, WISC.
Apr. 2: Animal complaint. A 60-year-old Franksville man was ticketed April 2 for animal at large after a witness reported a chicken wandering in the 3900 block of N. Raynor Lane. The man admitted the chicken was his and took it home.
Pictures of the Week
DO YOU FEEL HORNY?
When someone tells you to grab the bull by the horns, you should never try to do it with your ass cheeks.
MONKEY TROUBLE
Instead of worrying about North Korea and its potential nuclear weapons programs, we should actually worry about South Korea. They taught this orangutan how to water ski!
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