Quotes of the Week
"Have you ever seen ant shit? That's the size of a hummingbird egg." -- Kenny, the birder.
"Ellie, you shouldn't ever kick sharks in the nuts." -- Grandpa Kenny, scolding his little 4-year-old granddaughter after she buried her right foot in the groin of Sharky, mascot of the Mall Of America's Underwater Adventures Aquarium.
Police Calls of the Week
BURLINGTON, WISC.
May 30: Lewd and lascivious. Two 34-year-old Burlington women were warned when they were found topless in the back seat of a car in the 100 block of E. Washington St. When an officer asked the women why they were naked, one answered, "We're not naked, just topless."
HOPKINS, MINN.
June 20: Strange incident. Somebody knocked on the door of an apartment in the 1000 block of Westbrooke Way and left a box containing a large stuffed horse. Police checked the horse and discarded it.
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